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HARRY: I hadn't felt like this
in years.

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It was lightning.

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It was freedom,

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with a newness of the
open road in the windscreen
and the future all...

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MAN: Tempting, isn't it?

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HARRY: Well, it seemed to be
just what I was looking for
at this stage of my life.

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You only live once, right?

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Right.

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A young single guy
just couldn't do better.

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MAN: Hmm.

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Looks like you've pulled
all ready.

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Daddy!

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I've never met a straight man
less interested in cars
than you.

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People change.

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BOTH: Pat, don't do that!

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GINA: But a sports car?

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You think I'm compensating.

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Thirty is too young
for a midlife crisis.

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Take it from me,
you'll be okay.

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It is just another birthday.

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We'll open a couple of
bottles, have a nice cake...

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With candles...

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Hmmm, balloons.

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* Happy Birthday to you

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* Squashed tomatoes and glue

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BOTH: * You look like
a monkey,

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* And you act like one too *

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Actually, this particular
model has variable
valve control.

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Oh, that means poke.

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Oh, plenty of poke.

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It only carries one passenger,

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one very thin and very
female passenger.

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(TOY SWORD WHIRRING)

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There's a good lot
that sounds interesting.

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You don't regret anything,
do you?

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Regret?

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No!

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Of course not.

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Force is strong in this one.

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BOTH: Pat, don't do that!

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How is he?

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-He's torturing
the makeup girls again.
-Leave it to me.

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All the guests are
in the green room?

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Yeah, they're all lined up
for your pep talk.

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-Good.
-And the new assistant's

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waiting in the
producer's gallery.

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Now, I know all about you
and your "special talents,"
Greg.

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So, I want you to take out
that condom

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and put it on right now,
so we can all see.

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-AUDIENCE: Yes!
-Give it up and get it on!

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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MARTY: Painful.

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Sliding on nicely?

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-Is that it?
-(EXHALES)

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(HARRY LAUGHING)

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He's good.
Condom man. Talented.

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JASMIN: He's, he's great.

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Everybody. (INHALES)

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Is that your sports car
in the car park?

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You mean the planet destroying
penis extension?

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I mean, nice car.

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-Got to take a break here.
-(INHALES AND EXHALES)

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Hey, whoa!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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MARTY:
Give him a big hand,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Gina.

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You awake?

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Harry.

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You don't want to, do you?

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Okay, maybe you do.

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Still crazy for me,
after all these years.

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PAT: Mummy!

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Nightmare.

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PAT: Mummy!

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All right, darling,
I'm coming.

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Stop!

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Make spoons.

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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MARTY: A great show tonight,
a bit of everything.

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Live television, Jasmin.

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It's all about danger.

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The environment these people
are protecting is
our environment...

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HARRY: Take Marty
for instance, he's terrified.

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That's why he's so good.

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MARTY: I want to thank
all his colleagues,

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living out in trees
at the airport.

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With all their hair,
they look like they belong
there, eh?

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Just joking.

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Seriously, folks,
their battle is our battle.

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-HARRY: I knew Marty needed
the adrenaline of live TV.
-Save the tress!

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-Oh, God!
-HARRY: The terror of living
on the edge.

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Free the birds!

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-HARRY:
What I hadn't realised...
-Bollocks to the birds!

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(YELLING)

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HARRY: Is he'd finally
gone over it.
MARTY: Get up!

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Stay up, you monkey!

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-Whose idea was it
to book them?
-Mine.

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-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-Cut to a break! Roll VT!
Roll it!

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(ALL CLAMOURING)

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What will they do to us?

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We'll find out in the morning.

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Do you want to come in
for a drink?

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HARRY: Okay, I liked her
and it had been a rough night.

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And I was coming up to 30.
But, I was married.

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Sounds good.

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HARRY: Strange pulling
hair thing.

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Gina never did that.

109
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It was too soon to feel
really bad about Gina

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and all the promises
I had ever made to her.

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(SOFTLY) Jasmin.

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(SIGHS) It was crazy
after the show last night.

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I had to stay at the station.

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Hold Marty's hand.

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(SOBS)

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What is it?

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Your Mum,
she's so patient with Pat.

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But me, I shouted at him
just now for waking up early

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and putting the TV on
for nothing.

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I'm so crap.

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You're the best mother
in the world.

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-No, I'm not!
-Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Nobody's perfect.

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(SIGHS)

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(GINA CRYING)

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(SIGHS)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
ON TV)

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WOMAN: (ON TV)
We have powerful friends.

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You're going to regret this.

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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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(SWITCHES OFF TV)

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-Why don't we have a game?
-Star Wars!

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(SIGHS) Okay.

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Princess Leia's been captured.
We have to rescue her, Daddy.

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Okay.

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(IMITATE SPACECRAFT SOUND)

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GINA: Shouldn't you be
getting to work?

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Oh, Christ!

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I'm sorry. I've got to go.

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-Hey.
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
ON TV)

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Not again.

142
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He likes that bit, don't you?

143
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Oh, Harry, can I borrow
your mobile?

144
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Bye. See you later.

145
00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,200
Ah, there's no pictures in it.

146
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And why didn't you call me?

147
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Sorry.

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00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,833
What's that, sparkling?

149
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,067
I don't want that one.
I want controversy!

150
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Controversy is good!

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Yes, Harry, yeah.

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MAN: (ON TV)
Protect the planet!

153
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Save the trees!

154
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Free the birds!

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-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-Bollocks to the birds!

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(CLAMOURING)

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-Hey.
-(SWITCHES OFF TV)

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-Hey.
-(DOOR CLOSING)

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(SIGHS) Wow.

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What a night.

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One way or another.

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Jasmin...

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It's okay, Harry.

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I know, you're married.

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(SIGHS) You're a great girl.

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(CHUCKLES)

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And your wife's a lucky woman,

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like I said in the message...

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On the mobile.

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Oh, Harry,
can I borrow your mobile?

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Gina.

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Gina.

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(MOBILE BEEPS)

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have one voice message.

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JASMIN: It's always a bad sign
if they go before you wake up.

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(MOBILE BEEPS)

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00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,100
Actually, she's a...
She's a really nice girl.

178
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-You'd like her.
-(GRUNTS)

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00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,533
Do you love her?

180
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,100
No!

181
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,500
It didn't mean any...

182
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That makes it worse!

183
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,400
(CRYING) Like...

184
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You're just like my
screwing around
bastard father!

185
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,667
HARRY: Her father!

186
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,833
The man who wrecked
her childhood.

187
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,400
-I was in real trouble.
-(CRYING)

188
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,233
Ready, Pat?

189
00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,433
Nearly.

190
00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,100
Come on then.

191
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067
We're going on holiday.

192
00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:30,433
GINA: Pat!
Time to get in the car.

193
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:35,700
-Please, Gina, please.
-Please, what?

194
00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,233
Please don't stop loving me.

195
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:42,933
You must have known.
I can't love a man
who doesn't love me.

196
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,233
But, I do!

197
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,967
Only me!

198
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,400
Ever.

199
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,633
And if you don't know that
about me, Harry, then

200
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,667
you don't know me at all.

201
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,833
(MOBILE CHIMING)

202
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,433
-Gina.
-MARTY: Harry...

203
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,833
My Mum called.

204
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,100
(SIGHS)

205
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,567
Get in here!

206
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,333
My Mum is really,
really upset.

207
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,700
Gina's left me.

208
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,200
Don't worry,
the most she can get is half.

209
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,067
I am being crucified here,
Harry.

210
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,367
I've got to find her.

211
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,400
Oh, don't go, Harry.
I need you. Harry!

212
00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,133
I'm nothing like her father.

213
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,900
Don't go. Harry.

214
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,800
Harry, man.

215
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,700
HARRY: Gina's screwing around
bastard father.

216
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,133
-How you doing?
-Daddy, Daddy, look!

217
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,500
You're staying
with Glenn, Pat.

218
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,267
Daddy and I need to talk.

219
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,733
Come with me.

220
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,700
Let's check out the new
Travis album.

221
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,633
Or we could listen to Eminem.

222
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,400
No.

223
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,967
It's over.

224
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,567
I hurt you.

225
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,600
What I did was very bad,
but grownups don't break up
over one night.

226
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,300
It's never just one night.

227
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,933
We married young.
I gave up things, so did you.

228
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:45,067
That was the deal.

229
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,500
Do you think it's been
easy for me?

230
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,900
Baby sit, Star Wars,
listening to you winging on

231
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,833
about how you're not
a teenager any more.

232
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,500
I love you. You love me.

233
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,233
You tricked me
into loving you.

234
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,333
I trusted you and you broke
my heart.

235
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,133
I'll do anything.
What do you want?

236
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,967
What do I want?

237
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,800
I want my life back.

238
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,200
HARRY:
That sounded like trouble.

239
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,600
My parents were expecting us
for tea, all three of us.

240
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,733
PADDY: Where's Gina?

241
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,133
I, er... I have some news.

242
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,733
You means she's...

243
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,367
What news?

244
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,100
PADDY: It's good news?

245
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,133
She's left me.

246
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:33,667
She's left you where?

247
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,633
BETTY: Pat?

248
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,400
He's with Gina,
at her dad's place.

249
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,967
That punk rocker.

250
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,533
-Poor little thing.
-She's left you where?

251
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,733
She's walked out!

252
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,800
Getting a divorce,
is that what you mean?

253
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,800
PADDY: Why?

254
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,167
Have you been...

255
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,100
You've ruined my life.

256
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,800
He doesn't mean it.

257
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,367
Your life!
What about my life?

258
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,167
Your life is over!

259
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,567
Over!

260
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,800
Our next guest tonight,
needs no introduction.

261
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,733
He's a man known on
both sides of the Atlantic

262
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:16,133
for the brilliance of his...
Oh, bollocks!

263
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,933
-What is wrong
with that auto cue?
-Nothing.

264
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,500
Why can't this stupid
little cow keep up with me?

265
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,733
No problem, Marty.

266
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,500
Okay, everybody,
we're going again.

267
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,633
Oh, no, we're not!

268
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,600
(SOFT THUD)

269
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,667
HARRY: A taped show is
a whole different deal.

270
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,600
You need to find a new energy.

271
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,067
And going crazy
at the auto cue girl

272
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,267
isn't going to help,
all right.

273
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,133
You did not try to keep
the show live.

274
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,467
Too much effort
and not enough balls.

275
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,467
Channel bleach you roll over,
don't you, eh?

276
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,633
I'll go back to him,
see if I can work out
a compromise.

277
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,067
But in the meantime, Marty...

278
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,900
I found a replacement
for the auto cue girl.

279
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,567
Shall we go again?

280
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,933
Now that's better.

281
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,900
JASMIN: It'll be fine, Marty.

282
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:01,200
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

283
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,200
(DOOR CLOSING)

284
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,067
Hi, Pat.

285
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,533
Hi, Dad.

286
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,633
Sally.
Is your dad around?

287
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:19,833
No, geek.

288
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,200
Gina?

289
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,233
No, airport.

290
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,367
HARRY: Why?

291
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,067
Duh, catch a plane.

292
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,633
To where?

293
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,800
China.

294
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:29,967
You mean Japan?

295
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,900
Okay, Japan.

296
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,833
There's a big difference
between China and Japan!

297
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,100
Not to me, mate.

298
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,500
(LAUGHING)

299
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,533
Pat, get your coat!

300
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,433
Now!

301
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,733
Tell Glenn, he's with me.

302
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,433
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

303
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,633
-You're late.
-Sorry.

304
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,333
I had to drop Pat over
at my parents.

305
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,200
So, has the channel
explained it to you?

306
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,200
The 15 minute delay system,
has the same energy as live.

307
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,800
Allows you to play
to your strengths
and then to play safe.

308
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,367
I want Jasmin more involved
with booking the guests.

309
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,067
-Okay.
-Plus, I want her to deal
with the director...

310
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,300
Okay, but...

311
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,067
And I want her to keep
the channel of my back
from now on.

312
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,533
Oh, Marty, that's producing.
That's my job.

313
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,767
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

314
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,167
We started this show together.

315
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,267
I brought you
in to television.

316
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,467
Marty, I can't lose
my job now.

317
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,233
-Not now!
-This is business.

318
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,700
All that bloody punishment
for not being available
24 hours a day

319
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,267
while my marriage is
breaking up.

320
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,867
-Harry, Harry, Harry,
you are embarrassing me.
-Oh, come on, Marty!

321
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,067
You're Mr Controversy.

322
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,467
You're not worried
about a little scene.

323
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,533
All right, Jasmin's in,
you're out.

324
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,067
You'll thank me for it
one day.

325
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,533
No hard feelings, eh?

326
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,467
PAT: Ow! Let go!

327
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,167
-You're hurting me.
-HARRY: Oh, come on, please!

328
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,167
Stop it.

329
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,600
Look, Mummy's gone away
for a little while.

330
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:14,800
Please let Daddy
wash your hair.

331
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,800
-No!
-Do you think Luke Skywalker

332
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:19,067
-cries when he has
his hair washed?
-Yes!

333
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,667
Oh, come on, please!

334
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,900
-I want Mummy.
-Mummy's not here.

335
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,400
-When will I see her again?
-I don't know.

336
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,167
-What did I do?
-Nothing!

337
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,933
Look, look...

338
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,667
Mummy loves you very,
very much

339
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,067
and we'll see her soon,
I promise.

340
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,567
HARRY: "And when he came
to place where
the wild things are,

341
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,967
"they roared their
terrible roars

342
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,767
"and gnashed their terrible
teeth and rolled their
terrible eyes

343
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,067
"and showed their terrible
claws, till Max said..."

344
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,400
(TELEPHONE BEEPS)

345
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:39,233
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have nine new messages.

346
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,500
GINA: So, you took Pat back.

347
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:45,300
I imagine you're really,
really dramatising
the situation.

348
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,133
-He was perfectly happy there
with him and my sister.
-(BEEPS)

349
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:52,067
And yes, I am in Japan.
I was happy here before
I met you.

350
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,267
And if you don't want him
to have fillings,

351
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,133
make sure you're really
thorough when you brush
his teeth.

352
00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:01,567
And make sure
he's in bed by 9:00
at the absolute latest.

353
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,100
Not 10:00, Harry, 9:00.
We had a deal with
this marriage.

354
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,000
It was supposed
to be for life,

355
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:09,633
not till somebody got bored
because of his...

356
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:13,167
How can I let you touch me
again when I know

357
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,767
know that you've been touching
someone else with
the same hands?

358
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,733
Kissing someone
like you kissed me.

359
00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:23,033
I want Pat to know.
I'll see him really soon.

360
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:28,500
Tell my little boy,
I love him very, very much

361
00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,567
and I always will.

362
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,467
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

363
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,200
And don't think
you're Mr Bloody Special.

364
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:44,133
Millions of women all over
the world look after children
on their own.

365
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:47,767
Millions and millions
and millions.

366
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,100
There's nothing special
about you at all.

367
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,367
Look, Gina...

368
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,200
You betrayed us.

369
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,067
Not just me, Harry.

370
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,700
Pat too.

371
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,400
(DISCONNECTS CALL)

372
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,200
(SIGHS)

373
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,467
Anything?

374
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,800
Anything, except for breakfast
from Star Wars
and stuff like that.

375
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,200
But otherwise
anything you like.

376
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,600
Green spaghetti.

377
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:26,800
Green spaghetti?

378
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,333
You said anything.

379
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,200
I can't make green spaghetti.

380
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,600
You don't make it,
you buy it, duh!

381
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,167
Come on.

382
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,800
Hey, Pat.
How do you do?

383
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,800
He's our custom cook.

384
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,100
So what can I get you guys?

385
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:03,867
Green spaghetti.

386
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:05,133
Spaghetti presto?

387
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,133
For breakfast?

388
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,633
Where's Mum today?

389
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,533
Tokyo.

390
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,533
Green spaghetti for two then.

391
00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:19,933
Yes, please. Thank you.

392
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,100
She's from Texas.

393
00:22:34,267 --> 00:22:35,700
(GROANS)

394
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:37,533
Hello!

395
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:40,667
Mummy!

396
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:44,633
You should've let me know.

397
00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,367
I would have met you
at the airport.

398
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,433
Pat, your hair!

399
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,533
Come on, let's get it washed.

400
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,467
PAT: Have you brought me
a present?

401
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600
GINA: Ooh, what do you think?

402
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,167
(KIDS PLAYING)

403
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,067
GINA: My written Japanese
is rusty

404
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,767
but my spoken Japanese is
more than good enough
for interpreting.

405
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,167
Sitting in on meetings,
liaise with the clients.

406
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,433
The job's mine if I want it,
but they need to know now.

407
00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:11,800
This job's in Tokyo.

408
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,167
You think I went there
for a holiday?

409
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,100
Right, I forgot,
you want your life back.

410
00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:20,367
-This for a year.
After that, I don't know.
-(SIREN WAILING)

411
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,900
What are you doing for money?

412
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,467
The joint account.

413
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,167
But what about Pat?

414
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,967
We'll ship his stuff and...

415
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,800
Are you going to ship his
grandparents, his friends?
What about me?

416
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:31,067
-You broke my heart.
-So, now you're going to take
Pat away from me?

417
00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:34,300
You can't stand the thought
of me having a life
without you, can you?

418
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,133
When I think,
what I gave up...

419
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:40,300
And all those shit head
arrogant posers at your dumb
television parties

420
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:42,067
and ever so
important launches,

421
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,467
you made me feel
about that high.

422
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,533
-What are you talking about?
-What do you do?

423
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,200
Look after my little boy.

424
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,167
And they give me
this look like,
"Oh, a bloody moron, then."

425
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,767
Can you imagine
how that feels?

426
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:53,967
No.

427
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,733
And the women, were the worst.

428
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:59,300
You made love to one of them,
Harry.

429
00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,567
You made love to her,
whoever she was

430
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,133
because you thought
she was better than me.

431
00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:04,200
No.

432
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:05,700
Oh, yes!

433
00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:11,767
This marriage was my life,
what I did.

434
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,400
And you disrespected it.

435
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,633
-Turned it to shit like that.
-Gina.

436
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,733
Don't touch me.

437
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:21,200
Well, I'm twice as smart as
them, twice as smart.

438
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,167
Leave him with me.

439
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,567
Don't be stupid.

440
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,267
Well, just for a couple of
weeks, months, whatever,

441
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,733
until... It makes sense.

442
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,867
I've got time now.

443
00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:36,100
It'll take me a while to get
a new job anyway.

444
00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:38,967
Just until you've settled in
and you've found somewhere
new to live.

445
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,167
Look, the kind of hours
you'll have to work out there,

446
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,900
he'll hardly see you, Gina.

447
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,633
And he'll see no one else
he knows,

448
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,967
looked after by some stranger
in a microscopic flat.

449
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,967
I have to take this chance.
I have to know if
I can do this.

450
00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:00,067
I love him, Harry.

451
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,633
I know that.

452
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,367
I'll send for him just

453
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,467
as soon as I can
and call every day.

454
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:18,733
That sounds good.

455
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,733
You really think
you can manage this?

456
00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:23,900
Yeah, I do.

457
00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:26,700
I can.

458
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:30,067
And it's just until
you're sorted out,
okay, that's all.

459
00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:31,633
I'll be back for him.

460
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,467
Of course.

461
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,933
HARRY: But by then,
everything will be different.

462
00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:56,067
PADDY: Look after your
own child? You?

463
00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,467
You think I can't, don't you?

464
00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,367
Here's a three pack.

465
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,100
It's a special edition.

466
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:10,700
When?

467
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:13,900
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

468
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:39,500
You have thought this through?

469
00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,400
It's settled.

470
00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:51,467
(TV PLAYING)

471
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,133
BETTY: Luke's ever so brave,
isn't he Grandad?

472
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:56,800
He is.

473
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,933
Oh, yeah, he is, very brave.

474
00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:02,100
Very brave indeed.

475
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,167
-Time to go now.
-Don't want to.

476
00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,533
But, you've got to.

477
00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,433
I don't think I can do this.
He's too...

478
00:27:20,567 --> 00:27:22,067
You don't think you can do it?

479
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,567
You don't think,
you, you have to do it...

480
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,700
Because there's nobody else,
because you,

481
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:32,700
whatever else you are,
are the only father that
little boy has, so...

482
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,567
Stop whining
and get on with it!

483
00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,067
Bloody Japan!

484
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,933
Bitch!

485
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,200
Bitch!

486
00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,467
Daddy's just tidying up.

487
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,833
Well, come and help.

488
00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:08,467
Pat, we don't have this.

489
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,600
Daddy.

490
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,867
I've got it. I've got it.

491
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:24,800
Pat, no!

492
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:45,967
Here you are.

493
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,533
Thank you.

494
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,767
PAT: But I want it on.

495
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,267
-HARRY: It's time for bed.
-PAT: Mummy lets me.

496
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,633
-No, she doesn't.
-She does.

497
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,067
-Doesn't!
-Does!

498
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,433
Doesn't!

499
00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:07,500
-Hello.
-GINA: How's it going?

500
00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:10,100
So, when are you going to stop
punishing me and come home?

501
00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:13,133
Thanks, I was wondering
if I did the right thing
coming out here.

502
00:29:13,267 --> 00:29:15,700
But a few words from you...

503
00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:19,233
Don't worry,
I'll be back, for Pat.

504
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,833
And where's he going to live?

505
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,200
In your shoe box?

506
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,467
Is Pat there?

507
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,500
He's five years old,
where else would he be?

508
00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,933
Out on a hot one with Naomi?

509
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:31,500
Do you want to talk about this
like adults or do you want
to argue like a child?

510
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,967
I want to argue like a child.

511
00:29:34,867 --> 00:29:36,067
(SIGHS)

512
00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,067
I love you.

513
00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:43,433
Happy 30th birthday, Harry.

514
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:45,933
It's not my birthday
until tomorrow.

515
00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:48,367
Well, here you're already 30.

516
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:52,433
I'm not there, Gina.
I'm in the real world!

517
00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:54,800
Oh, please come back to it.

518
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,733
Can I talk to Pat now?

519
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,067
Mummy wants to talk to you,
Pat.

520
00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,433
Hello, Mummy.

521
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,467
Fine.

522
00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:12,567
Yes.

523
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,933
Are you coming home soon?

524
00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:19,400
Bye, Mum.

525
00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:22,433
I don't need to talk
to Mummy any more.

526
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,233
So...

527
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:28,933
Tell him,
I'll call him tomorrow.

528
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,167
Is that okay?

529
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,867
Anytime at all.

530
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,200
I'll be here.

531
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,700
Where else would I be?

532
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,800
Naomi can't fit me in, either.

533
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:42,133
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

534
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,433
-Pat!
-PAT: Daddy!

535
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,067
I'm coming! Coming!

536
00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:25,800
PAT: Look what I found.

537
00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,067
Look at me!

538
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,100
Look at me!

539
00:31:30,233 --> 00:31:31,633
Stay right where you are!

540
00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:35,267
I said, don't move!

541
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,100
Don't move!

542
00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,400
Wait there!

543
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,800
Help me, Dad!

544
00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,633
-Daddy!
-I said, don't move!

545
00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,767
Dad!

546
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:44,900
Pat!

547
00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:46,800
PAT: Daddy!

548
00:31:46,933 --> 00:31:48,067
Pat!

549
00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:50,067
(SCREAMING)

550
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,700
(CRASHING)

551
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,767
Shit!

552
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,167
Pat!

553
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,133
Pat, can you hear me?

554
00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:06,467
Pat!

555
00:32:06,867 --> 00:32:07,700
Pat!

556
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,867
Pat, can you hear me? Pat.

557
00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:11,533
Pat.

558
00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,700
Pat! Pat!

559
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,167
Pat! Shit!

560
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,400
Pat.

561
00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,167
(SOBBING)

562
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:22,800
Pat!

563
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,367
(PEOPLE GASP)

564
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,700
Ambulance.

565
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,100
My car is outside.
It'll be quicker.

566
00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:48,400
Just need an address
and signature on
a consent form, please.

567
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,067
Oh, I'm not his mother.

568
00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,567
Excuse me.

569
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,200
Pat and Harry Silver,
58 Donavan street.

570
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,067
You should call
the boy's mother.

571
00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,967
NURSE: Pat, can you hear me?

572
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,133
Pat!

573
00:33:03,267 --> 00:33:05,067
-Do you know his blood group?
-Er... No, no.

574
00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,133
Okay, don't mind.
Does he have any allergies?

575
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,067
Not that I know of.

576
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,500
Just take a seat
for the moment,

577
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,067
the doctor will be out
in a minute, okay?

578
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,700
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

579
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:22,800
Kids are tough.
They get through things
you thought impossible.

580
00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:24,200
I don't...

581
00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,900
Sorry, er...

582
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,067
Harry Silver.

583
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,067
I'm Cyd.

584
00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:35,133
Cyd.

585
00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:36,500
Yes.

586
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,633
As in C-Y-D?

587
00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,133
C-Y-D.

588
00:33:44,267 --> 00:33:46,467
-As in Cyd Charisse?
-That's right.

589
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,300
She danced with Fred Astaire
in Silk Stockings.

590
00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,567
-My parents loved that.
-Mine too.

591
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,067
My parents!

592
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,600
Oh! (GASPS)

593
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:57,867
Oh, God.

594
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,467
I have to go.

595
00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:03,067
Of course.

596
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,967
Good luck.

597
00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:06,967
Thank you.

598
00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:20,933
It's all right, Pat.
Dad's here.

599
00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:23,567
Everything's going
to be okay, okay?

600
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,533
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

601
00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:43,600
(LINE RINGING)

602
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,600
You want some tea?

603
00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:58,900
We'll have tea coming out
of our rears.

604
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:01,067
Just be quiet
and try to relax.

605
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,400
PADDY: Relax?

606
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:04,900
Why don't you try Gina again?

607
00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,267
-Mom...
-BETTY: She's his mother.

608
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,133
She needs to know.

609
00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:14,900
Before, when I said
I didn't think
I could do this...

610
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:21,667
Well, now, please God
give me the chance.

611
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,667
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

612
00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:29,467
BETTY: Harry.

613
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,800
Mr Silver.

614
00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,533
-Is he...
-Awake, yes.

615
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:39,933
And he's asking for you.

616
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,300
(SIGHS)

617
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:45,133
He'll have a sore head
for a few weeks
and a scar for life.

618
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,133
I've got to get back now.

619
00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:49,833
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.

620
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,133
-He's fine!
-(CHUCKLES)

621
00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:59,167
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

622
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,200
(EKG BEEPING)

623
00:36:02,067 --> 00:36:03,467
PADDY: What about Gina?

624
00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:06,200
She's going to want
to come home.

625
00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,100
I'll persuade her
she doesn't need to.

626
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,700
I can cope.

627
00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:15,133
Good.

628
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:19,067
MAN: (ON TV) Kilkenny girls
are special because

629
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:23,167
Kilkenny is a place untouched
by the modern world.

630
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,500
There are for example,
no vibrators.

631
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,933
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-(PAUSES VIDEO)

632
00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:29,567
(RAPID BEEPS)

633
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,167
-Pat!
-PAT: I'm in my room.

634
00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:38,800
The priests took them away
because the girls kept
chipping their teeth.

635
00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,633
Mind you, God knows what the
priests were doing to them.

636
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,500
Me poor little Mummy didn't go
to confession for two or three
weeks afterwards.

637
00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:48,633
-Eamon Fish.
-HARRY: Good name.

638
00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:51,100
Good comic but chat show host?

639
00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:53,067
You did it for Marty?

640
00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:56,067
Well, come on, Harry.
I know you need the job
and it's very good money.

641
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,567
PAT: And this is my daddy.
My mummy's in Japan.

642
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,367
My mummy still loves me
but she only likes my dad now.

643
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,467
WOMEN: Oh.

644
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,700
Yeah, I need the job but,
right now,

645
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:09,100
another comedian needs me
more than your Mr Fish.

646
00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:11,067
-Pat, eat!
-I hate it.

647
00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:12,467
Eat it!

648
00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:17,367
"My mummy still loves me
but she only likes
my dad now."

649
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,267
How can you say
a thing like that?

650
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,433
Okay, it's true but...

651
00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:26,067
Say that again.

652
00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:28,133
I'm seeing someone else.

653
00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:30,767
Oh, naturally.

654
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,300
You don't half around
the world

655
00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:35,067
to get your life back without
seeing someone else.

656
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,400
Who?

657
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,067
Richard.

658
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,633
Richard?

659
00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:45,067
He's English, married,
semi separated, actually.

660
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,800
What's semi separated mean?

661
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,767
They're not together,
but you know,
it isn't sorted yet.

662
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,200
So what do you call him? Rick?

663
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,400
Dick? Dickey? Dickhead!

664
00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:57,433
Don't shout at me.

665
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,667
It's not my fault.
I didn't ruin everything.

666
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,767
One night, Gina,
it was one night.

667
00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:07,667
It's not my fault
you were too dumb
to know what you had.

668
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,300
HARRY: No, I knew what I had,
I was just dumb enough
to throw it all...

669
00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,400
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

670
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,400
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
ON TV)

671
00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:25,200
What?

672
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,100
Er... For Pat.

673
00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,267
-Pat?
-Your son.

674
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,267
This is for him.
It's green spaghetti.

675
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,667
And don't mind me saying this,

676
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,933
but your front door manner
could use a little work.

677
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,800
Cyd.

678
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:38,100
Very good.

679
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,967
I'm so sorry.

680
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,767
Please, come in.

681
00:38:45,067 --> 00:38:46,400
Hey, Pat.

682
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,633
Green spaghetti, Pat.

683
00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:49,100
-What do you say?
-Thank you.

684
00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:50,833
You're welcome.

685
00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:54,133
Stitches itchy?

686
00:38:54,267 --> 00:38:55,500
CYD: That means
you'll have a good scar.

687
00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,467
Look tough at big school.

688
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,867
Yes, we're starting at
Southfields next week.

689
00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:02,367
-Southfields...
-Hmm.

690
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,067
And we're a bit
worried about it.

691
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,100
Oh, even Luke Skywalker
was a bit worried
about big school

692
00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:09,600
but, only at first.

693
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:17,967
Wow, that's some outfit
she has on.

694
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,067
-It's his favourite bit.
-CYD: Oh.

695
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,433
Well...

696
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,233
-Cyd.
-Yeah.

697
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:26,500
Sorry, this is,

698
00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:29,133
I know, somewhat
over impulsive, and

699
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,067
excuse me for being that, but

700
00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:33,367
now's the only opportunity
I'm ever going
to have say it, so...

701
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,800
I'm just going to come
straight out and say it.

702
00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,733
Say what?

703
00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:42,867
I think you're great
and, eh, I like you.

704
00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,067
Boy, are you missing
your wife.

705
00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:49,900
We're semi separated.

706
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,200
Oh.

707
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,667
Bye, Pat.

708
00:39:55,133 --> 00:39:56,100
Bye.

709
00:39:56,233 --> 00:39:57,567
See ya.

710
00:39:58,133 --> 00:39:59,467
Yeah.

711
00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:08,500
That was nice of her,
wasn't it, hmm?

712
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:27,933
HARRY: Pat was
starting school.

713
00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:31,667
Those long days watching
Star Wars videos together
were over.

714
00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:36,700
My little boy
is joining the world.

715
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,000
(KIDS SPEAKING DISTINCTLY)

716
00:40:44,533 --> 00:40:45,967
TEACHER: Come and sit down.

717
00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:50,733
Hello, Pat.
Welcome to reception.

718
00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,400
You're just in time
for morning story.

719
00:40:53,533 --> 00:40:55,567
We have some volunteers
from year one here

720
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,033
to look after all you
new boys and girls.

721
00:40:58,533 --> 00:40:59,800
Come on then.

722
00:41:00,067 --> 00:41:01,133
Quick.

723
00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,900
Okay, it's time
for morning story.

724
00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:07,700
KIDS: Story!

725
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,833
TEACHER: Today's story
is all about...

726
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:13,633
-KIDS: Birthdays.
-TEACHER: That's right.

727
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,067
I straightened out
the handle bars.

728
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,567
Only took a few minutes.

729
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,067
-And it would have
taken me hours.
-(BELL RINGS)

730
00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:47,933
Is it my fault I can't use
tools like you?

731
00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:51,067
-I'm not some brave
ex-commander with a medal.
-Carry on, lad.

732
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,333
Calm down for Christ sake.

733
00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:54,167
PAT: Daddy!

734
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,400
Hiya, Pat. (LAUGHING)

735
00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,067
Bye, Peggy.

736
00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:02,733
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

737
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,433
I'll see her tomorrow,
at school.

738
00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,600
It's too soon
after the accident.

739
00:42:13,733 --> 00:42:17,667
Just because he's had
one tumble doesn't mean to say
he's going to have another.

740
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,933
There's no hurry, is there?

741
00:42:19,067 --> 00:42:21,433
PADDY: Sooner the better,
in my opinion.

742
00:42:21,567 --> 00:42:23,867
But, it's up to you,
you're his dad.

743
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,400
Pat?

744
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,867
Keep holding on, Grandad.

745
00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:35,100
You're doing it, Pat.
You're doing it, Pat.
You're doing it.

746
00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:36,533
You're doing it!

747
00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,200
That's it. (PANTING)

748
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,667
(COUGHING)

749
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,800
Dad.

750
00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:46,167
I'm okay.

751
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,267
Can you look after Pat
on Saturday night?

752
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,167
I've been thinking of
going out.

753
00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:55,533
With a woman?

754
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,500
Again?

755
00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,233
And you think that's
appropriate for someone in
your position, do you?

756
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:01,900
I'm just thinking of taking
someone to the pictures
no big deal.

757
00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:03,400
(COUGHING)

758
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,133
You sure you're okay?

759
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,567
What about Gina?

760
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:18,167
Just because you've had
one tumble...

761
00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:21,900
-Well?
-PAT: Daddy!

762
00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,633
Grandad!

763
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,400
I did it! I did it!

764
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:29,967
(LINE RINGING)

765
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,067
Hi, is Cyd there?

766
00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:35,967
CYD: Hi, Harry.

767
00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:37,500
Hey!

768
00:43:37,633 --> 00:43:39,300
You recognised my voice.

769
00:43:39,433 --> 00:43:40,633
How was school?

770
00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:43,533
-There were a few tears,
but that was me.
-(CHUCKLES)

771
00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:46,900
Though Pat was fine.
He met this little girl
straight away.

772
00:43:47,067 --> 00:43:48,633
Like father like son.

773
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:51,167
Cyd!

774
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,633
Time's are getting restless.

775
00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:56,367
I wondered, would you like
to go out sometime?

776
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,767
Okay.
I got to go now, though.

777
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,967
Wait! I want to say this
isn't about me missing
my wife.

778
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:02,967
I do really like you.

779
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,467
So you like me, honey,
but you can't pay my bills.

780
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,567
-Honey?
-Bye, now.

781
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:08,767
Bye.

782
00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:20,200
Hey.

783
00:44:21,167 --> 00:44:22,400
Hey.

784
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,733
We er... Didn't talk about
what we were going to do.

785
00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:29,067
(LAUGHING)

786
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:31,433
I brought Time Out.

787
00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,167
-Film?
-Okay.

788
00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,100
Any ideas?

789
00:44:38,233 --> 00:44:39,767
Hmm, not a big movie.

790
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,967
Big movie is a bad date.

791
00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:45,800
So, this is a date then?

792
00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:53,800
Walk.

793
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,067
Uh-huh.

794
00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:06,533
They loved them.

795
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:12,067
Silk Stockings, Grand Hotel,
of course Gone With The Wind.

796
00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:18,567
After Dad died, Mum played
that video 36 times straight.

797
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,067
And she was rationing herself.

798
00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,233
They were happy.

799
00:45:24,367 --> 00:45:25,900
They got it right.

800
00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:29,200
Things were different
for that generation.

801
00:45:30,533 --> 00:45:33,100
We're not doing too well
deciding on the movie.

802
00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:34,433
No.

803
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,967
-We could just...
-Walk?

804
00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,433
(CYD LAUGHING)

805
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,800
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

806
00:45:56,567 --> 00:45:58,200
(BOTH LAUGHING)

807
00:46:04,067 --> 00:46:05,667
So, what's your story?

808
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,833
Me?

809
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,767
-I just...
-Yes...

810
00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,867
I lost my moorings there
for a while.

811
00:46:13,067 --> 00:46:14,800
Oh, I see.

812
00:46:14,933 --> 00:46:16,933
You mean,
you fancied a quick fuck?

813
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,133
One.

814
00:46:19,267 --> 00:46:21,733
But before that I sort of...

815
00:46:22,433 --> 00:46:24,233
Let the lights go out.

816
00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:27,400
And what happens when the
pretty lady comes back?

817
00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,767
She'll bring someone else
with her.

818
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:42,667
In answer to your
former question, yes.

819
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,400
Sorry...

820
00:46:45,533 --> 00:46:47,933
Yes, I think this is a date.

821
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:50,967
Me too.

822
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:05,067
Look what I've got!

823
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,333
They're going to a disco.

824
00:47:06,467 --> 00:47:08,067
Can Peggy come over to play?

825
00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:09,933
I don't know, Pat,
we'll have to ask Peggy's...

826
00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:11,667
Come on, Pat.

827
00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:15,133
Can I go to Pat's house
for tea?

828
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,333
Oh, for God's sake, okay.

829
00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:18,733
BOTH: Yeah!

830
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,767
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

831
00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:25,300
-Where's your Mumm?
-Abroad, where's yours?

832
00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:27,567
-Work.
-(DOORBELL RINGING)

833
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,100
Oy, turn that off.

834
00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:32,667
(MUSIC STOPS)

835
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,067
I'm really busy right now.

836
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,600
I'm your comedian.

837
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,900
How are you kids, huh?

838
00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:44,633
I do stand-up but does
that mean I can present
a television show?

839
00:47:44,767 --> 00:47:46,133
I've already made this clear.

840
00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:47,600
I've got to be a success.

841
00:47:47,733 --> 00:47:49,567
-My boy needs me.
-Well, so do I.

842
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,433
-He needs me more.
-Well... Not all day.

843
00:47:52,567 --> 00:47:53,833
Where's his Mummy anyway?

844
00:47:53,967 --> 00:47:55,433
-Japan!
-Part time...

845
00:47:55,567 --> 00:47:57,600
Consultant, whatever.

846
00:47:59,133 --> 00:48:01,833
You think about that.

847
00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:03,733
She'll be back for you,
you know that, don't you?

848
00:48:03,867 --> 00:48:06,167
As soon as
she's done her work.

849
00:48:08,467 --> 00:48:10,067
What if I work too?

850
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,767
Only while you're at school.

851
00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:14,933
I'd still take you there
and pick you up every day
like now.

852
00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:16,067
Would you mind?

853
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,600
No.

854
00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:23,167
We're all right, aren't we?

855
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,533
Yes, Daddy.

856
00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,733
-Good night.
-Good night, Daddy.

857
00:48:50,267 --> 00:48:53,100
(CROWD CHEERING)

858
00:48:53,233 --> 00:48:56,733
What's the difference
between a mosquito
and a Kilkenny girl?

859
00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:59,167
A mosquito stops sucking
when you hit it on the head.

860
00:49:00,933 --> 00:49:04,533
Why don't they give them
longer than 15 minutes
for lunch?

861
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,467
Because you'd have
to retrain them.

862
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,900
Now.

863
00:49:08,067 --> 00:49:09,767
I'm Irish, so I can say it.

864
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:10,933
CROWD: Yeah.

865
00:49:11,067 --> 00:49:12,333
The big guy who's
got the bottle.

866
00:49:12,467 --> 00:49:13,967
But that's not true.

867
00:49:15,233 --> 00:49:16,733
In fact,

868
00:49:16,867 --> 00:49:20,333
your average Kilkenny girl
has more ear levels

869
00:49:20,467 --> 00:49:23,067
than the average
English football fan

870
00:49:24,267 --> 00:49:25,967
has tattoos.

871
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,667
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

872
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,600
(BOTH LAUGHING)

873
00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:35,167
It's great to have somebody
to sneer at, isn't it?

874
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,967
Not bad.

875
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,800
So, it's time for
my first guest.

876
00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,133
He's good.

877
00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:42,500
I think he knows it.

878
00:49:42,633 --> 00:49:44,933
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
-(CROWD CHEERING)

879
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,067
All right.

880
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,767
Oh, we split it?

881
00:49:58,433 --> 00:49:59,700
Sure.

882
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,167
-Babysitter.
-(SIGHS)

883
00:50:14,133 --> 00:50:16,200
Can I walk you to the tube?

884
00:50:16,867 --> 00:50:18,433
No, it's fine.

885
00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:20,433
Bus then.

886
00:50:20,967 --> 00:50:22,433
No, thanks.

887
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,233
What are you thinking?

888
00:50:26,367 --> 00:50:28,233
(CHUCKLES)

889
00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:29,867
That at this point in my life,

890
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,400
I'd be absolutely crazy
to take a chance
on a guy like you.

891
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000
(LAUGHING)

892
00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:01,267
I didn't want him
to find me in your bed.

893
00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:03,300
It won't happen again.

894
00:52:03,433 --> 00:52:05,367
-Oh.
-I'll put a lock on the door.

895
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:06,667
Tie him down.

896
00:52:07,367 --> 00:52:08,967
We haven't really talked.

897
00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:11,667
Well, I've told you
about Gina.

898
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,067
You've told me
about your husband...

899
00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:15,533
Jim.

900
00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:16,833
Talked about what?

901
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:18,567
Children.

902
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,200
Cyd, we've just slept together
for the first time.

903
00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:22,733
I like you,

904
00:52:22,867 --> 00:52:26,067
and you like me,
but it's not that simple
with kids involved.

905
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,433
So, I have a complicated life.

906
00:52:27,567 --> 00:52:28,800
We all have complicated lives.

907
00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:31,500
The little girl, Peggy,
who plays with Pat...

908
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,100
Yes?

909
00:52:34,133 --> 00:52:35,533
She's my daughter.

910
00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:41,233
And you didn't tell me.

911
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:42,800
I told her
to look out for Pat.

912
00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:44,300
I can't believe
you didn't tell me.

913
00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:45,967
See, this is what
I was trying to avoid.

914
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:48,400
Her getting involved,
attached to some guy
who only...

915
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:50,667
I'm not some guy!

916
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,867
She was here every day
last week.

917
00:52:53,067 --> 00:52:54,533
-She knows me.
-As Pat's father.

918
00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:56,667
She sees more of me
than that creep you married.

919
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,600
Peggy's dad,
that's what he is!

920
00:52:58,733 --> 00:53:01,900
She adores him and
I've worked damn hard
to keep it that way.

921
00:53:04,367 --> 00:53:05,533
I'm sorry.

922
00:53:07,233 --> 00:53:08,400
I'm sorry.

923
00:53:11,367 --> 00:53:12,800
This is complicated.

924
00:53:15,367 --> 00:53:16,667
Jim's still here.

925
00:53:17,867 --> 00:53:18,867
Still here?

926
00:53:19,367 --> 00:53:20,533
Jim?

927
00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:30,067
They're clean?
You've washed them carefully?

928
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,533
Yes, Mum.

929
00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,667
-Where are we going, Daddy?
-Haven't decided yet, Peggy.

930
00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:39,767
Hi.

931
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:43,500
Who's he?

932
00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:45,600
My friend.

933
00:53:48,533 --> 00:53:49,967
When I was a kid,

934
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,067
we all used to
hang out by
the Yucatan liquor store,

935
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:56,233
all the girls trying to
look like Pamela Anderson,

936
00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,500
boys can't help
looking like Meat Loaf.

937
00:53:58,633 --> 00:54:00,500
But then one night...

938
00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:02,867
Go on.

939
00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:06,433
This cool sexy Scots guy,

940
00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:11,600
rode up on his Triumph
Bonneville motorcycle.

941
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,433
It didn't work out.

942
00:54:15,567 --> 00:54:16,800
And now he wants you
back.

943
00:54:16,933 --> 00:54:18,867
He never wanted us to break up
in the first place.

944
00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,333
So why did you?

945
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,900
Because,
it was just pointless.

946
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,800
So,

947
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,067
-do you still love him?
-(PHONE RINGING)

948
00:54:33,967 --> 00:54:36,800
No, but Peggy does.

949
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,067
(PHONE RINGING)

950
00:54:46,767 --> 00:54:49,400
I don't know how your lot
expect to live like this.

951
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,133
What's going to happen
to the kids?

952
00:54:52,267 --> 00:54:54,300
How are they supposed
to cope?

953
00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:55,733
-I don't know.
-You have to know!

954
00:54:55,867 --> 00:54:57,833
"My generation looked
after the kids.

955
00:54:57,967 --> 00:54:59,733
"And yours
looks after itself."

956
00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:01,867
Oh, yeah. Well...

957
00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,100
It's true, isn't it?

958
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,200
I'm doing the best I can.

959
00:55:07,967 --> 00:55:09,100
Daddy.

960
00:55:09,867 --> 00:55:11,067
What is it, Pat?

961
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:12,867
Do I still look like Mummy?

962
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,100
Well, yes!

963
00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:19,333
You still look very much
like Mummy.

964
00:55:19,467 --> 00:55:21,133
And when she comes back,
she's going to say,

965
00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:23,867
"There's that Pat.
He looks just like me."

966
00:55:24,067 --> 00:55:25,500
(CAR ALARM BLARING)

967
00:55:25,633 --> 00:55:27,667
Bastards!
Right in front of my eyes.

968
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,633
The little bastards slashed
your car roof!

969
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,667
(ALARM CONTINUES)

970
00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,367
Little...

971
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,933
I'll kill the lot of you!

972
00:55:44,433 --> 00:55:46,433
(PANTING)

973
00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:52,400
No more excuses, you must go
and see the doctor.

974
00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:54,333
-Tell him, Harry!
-Dad.

975
00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:56,100
You must, Paddy.

976
00:55:56,233 --> 00:55:57,733
(COUGHING)

977
00:56:01,367 --> 00:56:04,467
I dish you!
I dish you, your mamas!

978
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:07,667
-Pat.
-Your sister's a whore!

979
00:56:16,367 --> 00:56:18,367
Where did he learn
that kind of language?

980
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,900
His mother's side.
Thanks, mate.

981
00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:24,433
So what do I look
like in these?

982
00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:25,833
Lovely.

983
00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:29,133
Come on.

984
00:56:31,133 --> 00:56:33,667
Hello, I'm Eamon
and I'm famous.

985
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,933
-Who are you with?
-Him.

986
00:56:36,067 --> 00:56:39,500
You don't want to be
wasting your time with
a galoot like Harry.

987
00:56:39,633 --> 00:56:41,300
He doesn't appreciate women.

988
00:56:41,433 --> 00:56:42,900
-He appreciates me.
-Oh.

989
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:46,067
17% share
after three months,
we're a success.

990
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,700
Bethem Palmer McLeod!

991
00:56:51,067 --> 00:56:52,867
ITV weather girl.

992
00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:04,467
So, you bounced back then?

993
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,667
Little more complicated
than a bounce.

994
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,067
Cyd, Jasmin.

995
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,067
-Hi.
-Hi.

996
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:13,400
-What...
-Do I do?

997
00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:15,667
I'm a waitress.

998
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,167
Actually I was going to say,
what a fantastic dress.

999
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,867
-Pleased to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too.

1000
00:57:22,067 --> 00:57:23,700
Harry, Harry, Harry!

1001
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:28,533
I would just like to add
my own sincere,
very sincere congratulations.

1002
00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:30,533
I told you,
you'll thank me one day,
didn't I?

1003
00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:33,433
And this fella.
What a talent, he!

1004
00:57:33,567 --> 00:57:35,367
-He's touching me, Harry!
-Ooh!

1005
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,333
You know, Marty,
looking around

1006
00:57:37,467 --> 00:57:41,400
I'm a wee bit disappointed
that you're the most famous
person here tonight,

1007
00:57:41,533 --> 00:57:43,567
-except for me, of course.
-(LAUGHING)

1008
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:46,167
-Now, if you'd let me...
-I want you on my show.

1009
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:49,067
Oh, no, Marty,
I want you on mine.

1010
00:57:52,767 --> 00:57:54,833
Come on, Jasmin,
limo's waiting.

1011
00:58:11,967 --> 00:58:15,600
Jasmin. That where you lost
your moorings?

1012
00:58:19,867 --> 00:58:21,167
Thought so.

1013
00:58:27,067 --> 00:58:29,400
-Wait.
-What for?

1014
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:35,600
Is making love with earrings
illegal in Texas?

1015
00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,600
I'll show you what's illegal
in Texas.

1016
00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:48,967
(PHONE RINGING)

1017
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:58,433
Hello.

1018
00:58:58,567 --> 00:58:59,867
GINA: Hello, Harry.

1019
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,067
I said, hello, Harry.

1020
00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:05,533
Hi!

1021
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:09,533
I just realised, this is
the only telephone number
in the world I know by heart.

1022
00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:11,800
-What is it?
-Is that someone there?

1023
00:59:12,433 --> 00:59:13,633
No.

1024
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,433
Sally, do you realise
what time it is?

1025
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:20,800
You just woke me up.

1026
00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,500
You're back?

1027
00:59:22,633 --> 00:59:26,833
Yes, and I want to see Pat
as soon as possible.

1028
00:59:26,967 --> 00:59:28,133
I should go.

1029
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:51,833
GINA: Pat!

1030
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,367
Mummy! Mummy!

1031
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,933
HARRY:
First time I saw her again,

1032
01:00:02,067 --> 01:00:05,500
something hit me
in the chest, hard.

1033
01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:08,867
It was old love but
it was still love.

1034
01:00:10,067 --> 01:00:11,833
It stopped my breath, dead.

1035
01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:14,633
And for a moment,

1036
01:00:14,767 --> 01:00:16,667
I thought I would never
breathe again.

1037
01:00:51,867 --> 01:00:53,467
You look great.

1038
01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:56,533
Must be all that sushi
and sashimi.

1039
01:00:58,233 --> 01:01:00,700
Pat, he's so big.

1040
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:02,567
Well, I see him every day,
I don't notice.

1041
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,967
Well, I do. I haven't seen him
for a couple of months.

1042
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,100
Four. Work it out.

1043
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:10,700
School's still okay?

1044
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,600
He has a good friend,
a little girl.

1045
01:01:13,733 --> 01:01:15,367
Is he still crazy
about Star Wars?

1046
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,367
Yes, but he's started
to like other stuff too.

1047
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,767
Music, if gangster rap
is music.

1048
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,533
You let him listen
to that rubbish?

1049
01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,600
Your sister does.

1050
01:01:24,733 --> 01:01:28,300
But I don't see him
getting involved in any
drive by shootings just yet.

1051
01:01:28,433 --> 01:01:30,067
He has to be in bed by nine.

1052
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,667
What else?

1053
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,467
He lets me wash
his hair now.

1054
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,800
And he washes himself
in the bath

1055
01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:39,367
and doesn't make a fuss
about going to bed.

1056
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,367
He can tie his own
shoe laces, tell the time

1057
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,833
and he's started reading.

1058
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,633
Want to know more
of what you missed?

1059
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,700
So how long are you
in town for?

1060
01:01:54,933 --> 01:01:55,933
Forever.

1061
01:01:56,767 --> 01:01:58,567
Japan's over.

1062
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:01,700
Not much call for a translator
when even the giant corps
are going belly up.

1063
01:02:01,833 --> 01:02:04,367
Got out before
they threw me out.

1064
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,133
So, I'm back and naturally
I want Pat
as soon as possible.

1065
01:02:09,967 --> 01:02:10,967
(PHONE RINGING)

1066
01:02:16,367 --> 01:02:17,767
Isn't that your mobile?

1067
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,900
(RINGING CONTINUES)

1068
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,367
-Yes.
-He's in a hospital, Harry.

1069
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,500
High dependency unit.

1070
01:02:28,267 --> 01:02:30,467
-Mum?
-His lungs.

1071
01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:32,133
It has a...

1072
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,067
A...

1073
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,700
A what?

1074
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,533
Tumour on his lungs,
you know.

1075
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,300
A mutts and barts.

1076
01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:43,833
Come as quick as you can.

1077
01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:45,633
I'll, I'll be there
right away.

1078
01:02:59,267 --> 01:03:00,467
How long has he known?

1079
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,133
He went for tests.

1080
01:03:03,533 --> 01:03:05,100
You didn't tell me.

1081
01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,733
It was nothing.
He was fine.

1082
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,467
But he wasn't, was he?

1083
01:03:13,767 --> 01:03:15,233
Well, he must've known
all along

1084
01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:16,933
because he'd have
made them tell him.

1085
01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:22,433
HARRY: Why didn't he tell us?

1086
01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,767
Maybe he's doing
what he always did,

1087
01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:30,633
standing between us
and the world.

1088
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,533
Giving us a few extra months.

1089
01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:38,067
Giving me a few extra months?

1090
01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:55,833
We need to talk, Harry.

1091
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,067
I know this isn't
the best time.

1092
01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:03,833
Right.

1093
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,700
When can I have him back?

1094
01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:18,800
Back?

1095
01:04:18,933 --> 01:04:20,367
We don't need
to argue about it, this time,

1096
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:23,200
because I'm not taking him
out of the country.

1097
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,100
He won't even need
to change schools.

1098
01:04:25,233 --> 01:04:26,233
Oh, that's big of you.

1099
01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:28,400
-Richard and I...
-Oh, Richard!

1100
01:04:28,533 --> 01:04:29,600
He's with you.

1101
01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:33,367
Yes, we're looking
for a place in London,

1102
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,900
around here so you can see him
whenever you...

1103
01:04:35,067 --> 01:04:37,867
Hey, and er, how the hell
is old Dickey?

1104
01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:40,833
-Still semi separated?
-Permanently separated.

1105
01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:46,067
We're talking about
getting married as soon as
our divorces come through.

1106
01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,067
You recover fast
from a broken heart.

1107
01:04:50,133 --> 01:04:51,467
I love Richard.

1108
01:04:52,467 --> 01:04:54,700
You want to take
my son away from me

1109
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:57,400
to live with some guy
you picked up in a noodle bar.

1110
01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:58,533
Well, no way!

1111
01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:00,233
Because he's happy
where he is!

1112
01:05:00,367 --> 01:05:02,500
-And he's staying there!
-My solicitor will argue that

1113
01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:03,767
all things being equal,

1114
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,600
a child should be
with his mother.

1115
01:05:05,733 --> 01:05:08,067
And my solicitor, when I
get one, will argue that

1116
01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:11,367
a child should be
with the parent most capable
of bringing him up!

1117
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,667
Not the one
who buggered off to Japan
to get her life back!

1118
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,100
Don't make me
hate you, Harry.

1119
01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:16,900
Don't you see!

1120
01:05:17,067 --> 01:05:20,333
I learned, I learned to be
a real parent.

1121
01:05:20,467 --> 01:05:21,733
Unbelievable!

1122
01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:23,300
You can't just come back
and take that away from me.

1123
01:05:23,433 --> 01:05:25,367
A couple of months
and you think you can
take my place.

1124
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,900
Four months!

1125
01:05:27,067 --> 01:05:28,633
And I'm not trying
to take your place,

1126
01:05:28,767 --> 01:05:30,633
I've found a place of my own!

1127
01:05:30,767 --> 01:05:32,767
And I'm not giving it up!

1128
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,833
Now let yourself out.

1129
01:05:38,633 --> 01:05:40,567
Men die younger than women.

1130
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:44,333
Catch cancer more often.

1131
01:05:44,467 --> 01:05:46,267
Commit suicide more often.

1132
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,233
And are more likely
to be unemployed.

1133
01:05:48,367 --> 01:05:50,067
But for some reason,

1134
01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:51,500
Mr Silver, it is women...

1135
01:05:51,633 --> 01:05:53,333
HARRY: Nigel had his own messy
divorce behind him.

1136
01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:55,467
Women who are considered
to be the victims.

1137
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,933
HARRY:
Nigel was the man for me.

1138
01:05:57,067 --> 01:05:59,567
-Your son, is he happy
at school?
-Very.

1139
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,133
-Sees his mother?
-Whenever she wants.

1140
01:06:01,267 --> 01:06:03,600
-And yet?
-She wants him
to live with her.

1141
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,600
Oh, is she cohabiting?

1142
01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:10,200
Oh, yes, with some guy
she met at a Tokyo noodle bar.

1143
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,067
Let me get this clear.

1144
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,433
She just walked out
and left you with your son?

1145
01:06:15,567 --> 01:06:17,700
-More or less.
-Abandoned the marital home

1146
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,567
and now four months later,
she's back in town,

1147
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,867
-newly engaged to a...
-Semi separated man.

1148
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,433
And feels like playing "Mummy"
again, yes?

1149
01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:29,600
Yes!

1150
01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:33,500
Well, we'll see about that.

1151
01:07:58,767 --> 01:08:00,800
Don't think I'll be
going home, son.

1152
01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:09,433
Don't, don't say anything
to your, to your mother.

1153
01:08:15,067 --> 01:08:16,500
I want to see Pat.

1154
01:08:36,433 --> 01:08:40,133
HARRY: It was only then
I understood exactly why
I loved him.

1155
01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:46,567
Not, like I thought,
for his strengths.

1156
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:48,167
That was all gone.

1157
01:08:48,967 --> 01:08:50,533
But for his gentleness,

1158
01:08:50,667 --> 01:08:53,467
his compassion, his courage,

1159
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,667
his selflessness.

1160
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:01,267
Harry.

1161
01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:04,567
Pat told Peggy about...

1162
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:07,600
You okay?

1163
01:09:09,867 --> 01:09:11,067
Cyd!

1164
01:09:11,133 --> 01:09:12,167
We need to talk.

1165
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:13,667
Er, now that Gina's back,

1166
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,500
you'll want to,

1167
01:09:15,633 --> 01:09:16,600
things will be different.

1168
01:09:16,733 --> 01:09:18,933
-I understand that.
-You're right.

1169
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:22,767
You're right, I haven't
seen you in ages, have I?

1170
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,500
A lot's happened.

1171
01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:28,700
Why don't you, er, bring Peggy
over tomorrow,

1172
01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,533
we could have
a meal or something.

1173
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:37,567
Maybe, maybe it's right
that we aren't spending
so much time together,

1174
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:39,667
er, the kids too.

1175
01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:41,967
We had a good time.

1176
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,100
I'm sorry.

1177
01:09:44,867 --> 01:09:46,967
Cyd, my Dad...

1178
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,467
-Pat and I...
-I heard.

1179
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,400
There's something
we have to do.

1180
01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:02,033
Daddy, look at my painting.

1181
01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:23,733
HARRY: It was the kind
of dying you try not to see.

1182
01:10:23,867 --> 01:10:27,167
Full of agony and drugs
and terrible loss.

1183
01:10:31,033 --> 01:10:33,000
I hadn't been prepared.

1184
01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:35,800
What made me think
a five-year-old boy would be?

1185
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,200
I told myself it would
be all right.

1186
01:10:42,567 --> 01:10:44,767
Well, it wasn't all right.

1187
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,433
But it was necessary.

1188
01:11:13,567 --> 01:11:14,967
Hello, Pat.

1189
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,933
Are you coming home soon?

1190
01:11:21,167 --> 01:11:22,667
Got to wait,

1191
01:11:24,633 --> 01:11:27,700
see what, what
the doctors have to say.

1192
01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:32,600
-How's school?
-Fine.

1193
01:11:35,133 --> 01:11:38,067
And the bike? How's the bike?

1194
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,100
Good.

1195
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,167
It should be more fun.

1196
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,567
Let it stay behind us.

1197
01:11:49,467 --> 01:11:51,067
I miss the park with you.

1198
01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:56,800
I miss you.
I miss you too.

1199
01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:11,900
I can't breathe.

1200
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,067
Time to go now.

1201
01:12:31,733 --> 01:12:33,333
HARRY: And that was my father

1202
01:12:33,467 --> 01:12:36,167
saying goodbye
to his beloved grandson.

1203
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,567
-Dad.
-Yeah?

1204
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,133
Where's Putney?
Is it in America?

1205
01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:55,933
No, in London.

1206
01:12:57,067 --> 01:12:58,067
Why?

1207
01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:13,067
When were you going
to tell me?

1208
01:13:13,133 --> 01:13:17,467
Look face it, you and me,
was a rebound thing, Harry.

1209
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,367
I shouldn't have let it
get so far.

1210
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,633
It would have been better
if you hadn't come.

1211
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,467
I think you're wrong
about us, Cyd.

1212
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,467
It isn't a rebound thing.

1213
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,067
I'm giving my marriage
another shot.

1214
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,200
Cyd, no!

1215
01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:35,967
-Do you love him?
-He's Peggy's father.

1216
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,767
-Answer my question.
-I just have.

1217
01:13:42,133 --> 01:13:44,533
Your wife says that
she remained faithful to you

1218
01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:48,233
throughout your marriage,
but you committed adultery
with a colleague from work.

1219
01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:49,367
One night.

1220
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,400
Your wife alleges
that your son

1221
01:13:51,533 --> 01:13:54,367
received a severe head
injury whilst in your care.

1222
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,667
That was an accident.

1223
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,567
Maybe I should have been
watching him more closely

1224
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,567
but at least
I was there for him.

1225
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:02,233
Your wife also asserts

1226
01:14:02,367 --> 01:14:05,200
that you are not exercising
proper parental control

1227
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:07,167
over what your son
watches and listens too.

1228
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:08,900
Nigel, that's just crazy!

1229
01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:11,967
And that your son is allowed
to watch violent films
unsupervised.

1230
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,500
Star Wars?
He's always watched Star Wars.

1231
01:14:14,633 --> 01:14:15,933
And on her last access visit,

1232
01:14:16,067 --> 01:14:17,967
she discovered
in his possession

1233
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:22,267
a music tape containing songs
of a profane and adult nature.

1234
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,067
Her sister gave him that!

1235
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,600
Getting it yet, Mr Silver?

1236
01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:30,067
What we are engaged
in here is total war!

1237
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,567
Right, get your pen out.

1238
01:14:46,067 --> 01:14:48,067
Should be heading back
to the hospital?

1239
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,067
In a minute.
Finish your tea first.

1240
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,867
A nice cup of tea,
that's the answer
to everything, isn't it?

1241
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:08,133
Pat likes to act out
the bit at the end
of the film with us.

1242
01:15:08,267 --> 01:15:09,933
Dad's Han Solo.
He likes that.

1243
01:15:10,067 --> 01:15:11,567
And I'm Princess Leila.

1244
01:15:11,700 --> 01:15:13,833
Leia. Princess Leia.

1245
01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:16,200
Don't matter now.

1246
01:15:17,867 --> 01:15:18,867
You and Dad...

1247
01:15:20,367 --> 01:15:21,833
It isn't much
like me and Gina.

1248
01:15:22,767 --> 01:15:24,933
-You're happy.
-Yes, we were.

1249
01:15:26,567 --> 01:15:29,467
But don't go thinking
it was all brown ale
and red roses,

1250
01:15:30,267 --> 01:15:32,267
it was much harder than that

1251
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,067
and much better than that too.

1252
01:15:35,633 --> 01:15:37,100
You liked this girl,
didn't you?

1253
01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,700
Hmm.

1254
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,667
Well, some things
are always true.

1255
01:15:42,567 --> 01:15:44,133
If you want a happy ending,

1256
01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:45,300
you've got to fight for it.

1257
01:15:45,433 --> 01:15:46,600
(PHONE RINGING)

1258
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,667
Hello.

1259
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:01,733
It is.

1260
01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:03,733
Should have been with him.

1261
01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:07,400
Thank you.

1262
01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:23,900
Should have been there.

1263
01:16:28,133 --> 01:16:29,133
Mom.

1264
01:16:34,967 --> 01:16:37,867
HARRY: So this is what
a happy ending looks like.

1265
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,500
Love someone all your life.

1266
01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:42,467
They go before you

1267
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,433
and your heart is ripped out.

1268
01:16:48,433 --> 01:16:49,733
At least my generation,

1269
01:16:49,867 --> 01:16:52,500
the fuck around, fuck up
and fuck off generation,

1270
01:16:52,633 --> 01:16:54,500
at least
we would be spared that.

1271
01:16:55,433 --> 01:16:56,800
Bastard.

1272
01:16:59,467 --> 01:17:01,167
Look what I've got!

1273
01:17:01,767 --> 01:17:02,767
Wow!

1274
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,600
Paddy...

1275
01:17:11,933 --> 01:17:13,133
I'm sorry.

1276
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,367
I'm not giving him up, Gina.

1277
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,900
That's for the lawyers
to decide.

1278
01:17:20,067 --> 01:17:21,167
I changed my life,

1279
01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:24,067
taught myself how to care
for him the way you do,

1280
01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:26,200
and you come back
and tell me it's all over.

1281
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:28,067
And expect me to act
like it never happened.

1282
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,733
Everything all right here?

1283
01:17:29,867 --> 01:17:31,233
Get back in the car,
Richard.

1284
01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,167
Yeah, get back
in the car, Dickey.

1285
01:17:34,433 --> 01:17:35,733
You're lucky,

1286
01:17:35,867 --> 01:17:38,767
really lucky that I'm not
an aggressive kind of guy.

1287
01:17:44,133 --> 01:17:45,100
Bloody women!

1288
01:17:45,233 --> 01:17:47,067
I'm not "women," I'm me.

1289
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,400
You can't have it both ways.

1290
01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:50,733
Expect us to look
after the kids the way you do

1291
01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:52,500
and then push us
aside when it suits you!

1292
01:17:52,633 --> 01:17:55,867
-We're not like our fathers!
-No, you're not much
like your father.

1293
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:15,800
Pat.

1294
01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:29,900
Pat.

1295
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:33,100
Your Grandad died
in the night.

1296
01:18:38,767 --> 01:18:41,433
Grandad had been ill
for a long time.

1297
01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:43,733
But he's at peace now.

1298
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:48,533
And we can be happy
because he's not
in pain any more.

1299
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,100
Where is he?

1300
01:18:53,067 --> 01:18:54,067
Well,

1301
01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:58,500
his body is at the hospital.

1302
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,533
And later it will be buried.

1303
01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:04,233
And we're sad now,

1304
01:19:04,367 --> 01:19:06,633
but in a little while though
we'll realise

1305
01:19:06,767 --> 01:19:08,967
that we were lucky
to have known him.

1306
01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:12,400
But we can't feel that today.
It's too soon.

1307
01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,500
He's still at the hospital?

1308
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,067
Well, his body is.

1309
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,067
But his spirit is gone.

1310
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,667
What's a spirit?

1311
01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:27,067
The spark of life that
made your Grandad
the man he was.

1312
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,500
Where's it gone?

1313
01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:33,100
Well some people think
it goes to heaven
and lives forever.

1314
01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:40,833
And some people think
it just disappears.

1315
01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:48,900
But I think it lives on,
somehow.

1316
01:19:49,267 --> 01:19:50,433
Where?

1317
01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:55,933
Maybe in our hearts.

1318
01:20:01,467 --> 01:20:03,067
That's what I believe too.

1319
01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:35,033
Hi, what would you...

1320
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,867
What would you like?

1321
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,133
-Green spaghetti.
-We only do noodles here.

1322
01:20:43,267 --> 01:20:44,900
Well, I'm adaptable,
I'll do noodles.

1323
01:20:45,033 --> 01:20:46,833
Have you got the thick kind,
they're a bit like spaghetti?

1324
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:50,433
We do udon and broth with
prawns, fish,
shitake mushrooms and...

1325
01:20:50,567 --> 01:20:52,033
I didn't notice your hair.

1326
01:20:53,167 --> 01:20:54,533
And that was a mistake.

1327
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,733
It means something when
a woman changes her hair.

1328
01:20:58,867 --> 01:21:00,533
How did you know
I was working here?

1329
01:21:01,267 --> 01:21:02,733
I didn't.

1330
01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:04,900
This isn't exactly
the first place in Putney
I've tried.

1331
01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:07,633
How's your Dad?

1332
01:21:09,433 --> 01:21:10,600
The funeral's tomorrow.

1333
01:21:13,767 --> 01:21:15,600
Is there anything I can do?

1334
01:21:20,467 --> 01:21:21,867
Let me walk you home.

1335
01:21:25,967 --> 01:21:26,967
Sorry.

1336
01:21:40,767 --> 01:21:44,200
Don't. It's no good for you
and it's no good for me.

1337
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,833
I want to tell you something.

1338
01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:48,067
Just let me explain.

1339
01:21:48,133 --> 01:21:50,067
My father has, had,

1340
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,567
well, still has
this tattoo on his arm.

1341
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,567
-I don't want to hear this.
-One of those commando knives

1342
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,067
and some words underneath.

1343
01:21:55,133 --> 01:21:56,667
"United we conquer."

1344
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,167
I've been looking at it
all my life,

1345
01:21:58,300 --> 01:22:01,167
but today, suddenly,
it made me think
of you and me.

1346
01:22:01,633 --> 01:22:02,867
Think about it.

1347
01:22:03,067 --> 01:22:05,300
Sure, I'll discuss it
with my husband over dinner.

1348
01:22:05,433 --> 01:22:07,067
You don't want me.
You want Gina.

1349
01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:10,967
Well, maybe I did before,
a little but not now!

1350
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,433
Now, I know what I want.

1351
01:22:15,067 --> 01:22:16,433
Jim, no. Jim.

1352
01:22:16,567 --> 01:22:18,400
There's nothing.
Jim! No!

1353
01:22:19,767 --> 01:22:21,867
-You stay away from my wife!
-Leave him alone.

1354
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:24,267
If I ever see your face again,
you'll lose your teeth!

1355
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,567
Go inside!

1356
01:22:28,067 --> 01:22:29,600
Just leave me alone, okay?

1357
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,567
Just think about what I said.

1358
01:22:33,433 --> 01:22:34,833
That's all I ask.

1359
01:22:39,067 --> 01:22:40,433
Look at her, Harry.

1360
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,200
I can't take her away
again, can I?

1361
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:46,933
Well, can I?

1362
01:22:49,267 --> 01:22:50,767
Wish us well.

1363
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,467
I wish you well.

1364
01:22:58,600 --> 01:22:59,900
Give my sympathies
to your mother.

1365
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,933
I know that she doesn't know
who I am

1366
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,567
but I'll be thinking
about her

1367
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:07,067
and Pat and...

1368
01:23:46,967 --> 01:23:47,967
(CHUCKLES)

1369
01:24:58,567 --> 01:25:00,567
He would have wanted
something more upbeat.

1370
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,633
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

1371
01:25:08,767 --> 01:25:12,133
to celebrate the life
of a quite extraordinary man.

1372
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:25,800
Gina.

1373
01:25:27,267 --> 01:25:28,533
Thanks for coming.

1374
01:25:28,667 --> 01:25:30,467
I, I didn't know
if you wanted me to.

1375
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,800
Paddy was mad about you.

1376
01:25:32,933 --> 01:25:35,233
He loved you, Gina.

1377
01:25:35,367 --> 01:25:36,900
Course he'd have wanted you
to be here.

1378
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,100
-Say goodbye to your Granny.
-Bye bye, sweetheart.

1379
01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:01,267
You were very good.

1380
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,467
Grandad would have been
really proud of you.

1381
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,100
See you tomorrow, okay?

1382
01:26:08,233 --> 01:26:09,767
Okay. Okay, Dad.

1383
01:26:17,067 --> 01:26:20,067
You're always measuring
yourself against him.

1384
01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:21,667
Looking after Pat on his own?

1385
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,533
Your Dad could never
have done that!

1386
01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:29,067
You are a good father
in your own way, not his.

1387
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,600
He knew that

1388
01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,533
and he was proud of you
for it.

1389
01:26:35,367 --> 01:26:36,733
In the end.

1390
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,067
When you really love someone,

1391
01:26:40,167 --> 01:26:42,167
you don't love them
for what's in it for you.

1392
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,067
You have to let go.

1393
01:27:24,433 --> 01:27:27,533
Mummy and me,
we both love you very much,
you know that.

1394
01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:28,533
Yes.

1395
01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:30,067
We both want you
to live with us.

1396
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:31,633
But where do you want to live?

1397
01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:35,800
-With me?
-Yes.

1398
01:27:39,067 --> 01:27:40,533
-With Mummy?
-Yes.

1399
01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:48,333
Following this unprecedented
and uncharacteristic incident
of adultery,

1400
01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,767
which Mr Silver admits
and deeply regrets,

1401
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:55,933
Mrs Silver abandoned
the family, taking the child.

1402
01:27:56,067 --> 01:27:58,167
The mother left the boy

1403
01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:01,500
in the dubious charge
of two adolescents,

1404
01:28:01,633 --> 01:28:03,933
in order to fly to Japan.

1405
01:28:04,067 --> 01:28:07,900
Fortunately, Mr Silver
was able to rescue the boy

1406
01:28:08,067 --> 01:28:10,167
and bring him back
to his home,

1407
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:14,233
where subsequently
Mrs Silver left again.

1408
01:28:14,367 --> 01:28:17,400
This time to take up
employment in Tokyo.

1409
01:28:17,533 --> 01:28:18,900
I called him every day.

1410
01:28:19,067 --> 01:28:21,133
Where she began
within a matter of weeks,

1411
01:28:21,267 --> 01:28:23,167
to cohabit with a,

1412
01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:25,433
to use her own expression,

1413
01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:27,867
"Semi separated" man.

1414
01:28:28,067 --> 01:28:31,767
It happened that the boy
was involved
in a playground accident.

1415
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:34,833
But Mr Silver dealt
with the accident

1416
01:28:34,967 --> 01:28:36,067
in an exemplary fashion.

1417
01:28:36,133 --> 01:28:38,700
Mrs Silver remained abroad,

1418
01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:40,467
whilst the boy was
in hospital.

1419
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:45,100
In contrast to Mrs Silver's
far eastern activities,

1420
01:28:45,233 --> 01:28:48,467
Mr Silver took
a part time position,

1421
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,400
which allowed him to combine

1422
01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:53,700
role of bread winner
with sole care of his son.

1423
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,667
And it as at this point,
that Mrs Silver returns,

1424
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,233
some four months later
and demands...

1425
01:29:00,367 --> 01:29:02,767
-Stop!
-JUDGE: Mr Silver?

1426
01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:04,867
Just stop! Okay?

1427
01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:10,067
Do you know how many
grown men I've had
weeping in this place?

1428
01:29:10,167 --> 01:29:14,067
Men that would give their
right bullock just to have
what you're throwing away.

1429
01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:15,767
She's going to love this,
you know that.

1430
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:19,233
I'm not doing it for her.
I'm doing it for him.

1431
01:29:19,367 --> 01:29:20,800
And I can see you're
disappointed, Nigel,

1432
01:29:20,933 --> 01:29:22,233
but I'm just thinking
of my boy.

1433
01:29:22,367 --> 01:29:24,167
Like she did,
when she walked out?

1434
01:29:24,933 --> 01:29:26,433
All I know is this way

1435
01:29:26,567 --> 01:29:28,767
my son gets to have
two parents.

1436
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:31,700
And every kid should have
two parents if possible

1437
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:35,133
even when they're divorced,
especially when
they're divorced.

1438
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,033
Yes, Mr Batty.

1439
01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:03,000
A development.

1440
01:30:03,133 --> 01:30:06,667
My client would like to put
a new proposal to the court.

1441
01:30:12,433 --> 01:30:14,633
The way it'll work is this.

1442
01:30:14,767 --> 01:30:17,067
You can keep as much stuff
at the house as you want.

1443
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:18,700
Your room is always
your room.

1444
01:30:18,833 --> 01:30:20,567
Nobody allowed to touch it.

1445
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:22,967
I can come back
whenever I want?

1446
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:26,600
For a day, a night,
a weekend, whenever.
Forever.

1447
01:30:26,733 --> 01:30:28,733
Have you and Mum
started talking yet?

1448
01:30:28,867 --> 01:30:29,633
We're trying.

1449
01:30:29,767 --> 01:30:31,433
Do you love each other then?

1450
01:30:31,567 --> 01:30:33,733
No, but we both love you.

1451
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,533
Where will I sleep
at Mummy's?

1452
01:30:41,667 --> 01:30:43,500
In the second bedroom.

1453
01:30:48,967 --> 01:30:50,067
All done.

1454
01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,833
It'll be great, Pat.

1455
01:30:54,967 --> 01:30:58,133
You can have two lots
of Star Wars stuff now.

1456
01:30:58,267 --> 01:31:00,967
And you can drive the new
neighbours crazy with
the hip hop.

1457
01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:09,800
And nobody's allowed to touch
my old room?

1458
01:31:10,533 --> 01:31:11,967
Nobody, ever!

1459
01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,667
-Not even you?
-Not even me.

1460
01:31:17,567 --> 01:31:19,500
Living with Mum
will be fun, Pat.

1461
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,967
I like it now.

1462
01:31:38,333 --> 01:31:39,933
Me too,

1463
01:31:40,067 --> 01:31:43,233
but things are going to have
to change a little bit, Pat.

1464
01:31:43,367 --> 01:31:45,167
Because Mummy isn't happy
without you.

1465
01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:47,900
And Mummy needs
to be happy so you
can be happy too.

1466
01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:50,600
I love you, Daddy.

1467
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,533
My boy, my beautiful boy.

1468
01:32:30,367 --> 01:32:31,767
Here, let me take those.

1469
01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:35,633
Thanks.

1470
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,100
This is a big day for Gina.

1471
01:32:41,233 --> 01:32:42,400
Big day for all of us.

1472
01:32:43,067 --> 01:32:44,067
Sure.

1473
01:32:45,867 --> 01:32:47,067
Gina's a Libra.

1474
01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:49,700
Home, family.

1475
01:32:51,933 --> 01:32:52,867
What sign is Pat?

1476
01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:55,433
HARRY:
Astrology, excellent.

1477
01:32:55,567 --> 01:32:59,067
I wasn't quite ready
for Richard to stop being
a dick head just yet.

1478
01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:09,767
Well, Eamon's waiting.

1479
01:33:13,567 --> 01:33:16,067
Thank you, Harry.

1480
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:26,467
Right.

1481
01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:08,400
* Someday,
when I'm awfully low *

1482
01:34:13,933 --> 01:34:14,933
(SIGHING)

1483
01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:59,400
Tell me,
your American waitress,

1484
01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:01,367
-is she on today?
-No.

1485
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:02,700
Maybe I can help you.

1486
01:35:04,133 --> 01:35:07,067
The reason why I asked you
about your colleague is

1487
01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,733
my friend here,

1488
01:35:08,867 --> 01:35:11,800
well, it's embarrassing, but,
he thinks he's in love
with her.

1489
01:35:11,933 --> 01:35:14,433
She was in earlier
to pick up her wages.

1490
01:35:14,567 --> 01:35:16,067
It didn't work out for her.

1491
01:35:16,133 --> 01:35:17,867
-The job?
-England.

1492
01:35:18,067 --> 01:35:20,900
She's going back to America,
any minute now.

1493
01:35:24,533 --> 01:35:26,433
Any minute now.

1494
01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:30,633
You see, Disco Ken,

1495
01:35:30,767 --> 01:35:33,700
all this love, it's bollocks.

1496
01:35:41,233 --> 01:35:44,367
Oh, God!

1497
01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:47,400
I always knew you were there.

1498
01:35:54,300 --> 01:35:55,467
Blast!

1499
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,633
Steady there, Jim.
I just want a word.

1500
01:35:57,767 --> 01:35:59,633
It would have worked
if it wasn't for you.

1501
01:35:59,767 --> 01:36:02,200
-Has she gone yet?
-You'll never make it.

1502
01:36:23,067 --> 01:36:24,867
No! No!

1503
01:36:25,767 --> 01:36:26,900
Shit!

1504
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:29,567
(HONKING)

1505
01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:31,467
Come on!

1506
01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,067
MAN:
Where are you going, mate?

1507
01:37:20,667 --> 01:37:22,300
Excuse me, sorry!

1508
01:37:22,433 --> 01:37:24,667
I need to know if a passenger
has checked in
for a Houston flight.

1509
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,633
-I'm sorry.
-Cyd as in Charisse.

1510
01:37:26,767 --> 01:37:29,200
C-Y-D Mason
and Peggy Mason.

1511
01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:32,200
We don't give that sort
of information out.

1512
01:37:53,867 --> 01:37:55,867
Cyd! Cyd!

1513
01:37:57,900 --> 01:38:00,833
Peggy, we've got a plane
to catch. Thank you.

1514
01:38:02,133 --> 01:38:04,433
-Excuse me, do you mind.
-Peggy!

1515
01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,700
There's Disco Ken!

1516
01:38:06,833 --> 01:38:08,333
We'll get you one
in Texas, Peggy.

1517
01:38:08,467 --> 01:38:10,367
-You can get them anywhere.
-I want that one.

1518
01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:11,900
He's mine.

1519
01:38:15,067 --> 01:38:16,967
-Thanks.
-There you go, sweetheart.

1520
01:38:19,067 --> 01:38:19,933
How's Pat?

1521
01:38:20,067 --> 01:38:21,467
Living with Gina now

1522
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:23,400
and it seems
to be working out.

1523
01:38:23,533 --> 01:38:24,733
There were a few
teething problems.

1524
01:38:24,867 --> 01:38:26,900
The new boyfriend's
a bit of a...

1525
01:38:27,067 --> 01:38:28,700
A bit alternative

1526
01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,633
and he doesn't seem to like
being hit on the head
with a lightsaber.

1527
01:38:30,767 --> 01:38:33,500
I keep telling Pat, "No,
don't go for the head.
Go for the eyes!"

1528
01:38:34,633 --> 01:38:36,067
We're leaving on this flight,
Harry.

1529
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:37,467
I'll still be seeing him
a lot.

1530
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:39,100
Every weekend,
one night during the week,

1531
01:38:39,233 --> 01:38:41,733
we haven't worked out
the school holidays yet
but we will.

1532
01:38:42,967 --> 01:38:44,400
I saw Jim.

1533
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,767
-I was dumb to even try.
-No!

1534
01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:47,900
You had to try!

1535
01:38:49,967 --> 01:38:52,333
-Why did you try?
-For Peggy.

1536
01:38:52,467 --> 01:38:54,167
But I'm all done
with trying now, Harry.

1537
01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,267
-You can't go!
-Why not?

1538
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:58,200
You can't give up
on happy endings

1539
01:38:58,333 --> 01:39:00,300
just because
it didn't happen once.

1540
01:39:00,433 --> 01:39:02,100
Twice.
Three times counting you.

1541
01:39:02,233 --> 01:39:03,667
Those are bad odds.

1542
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:05,400
And now I'm going
to bloody cry.
Is that what you want?

1543
01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:08,600
I want a life with you
and Peggy and Pat!

1544
01:39:08,733 --> 01:39:09,833
And maybe a kid of our own.

1545
01:39:09,967 --> 01:39:12,200
And your kid and my kid
fighting our kid.

1546
01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,767
What kind of life
would that be?

1547
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:14,933
I don't know.

1548
01:39:15,067 --> 01:39:17,333
But I do know the family
we could have together

1549
01:39:17,467 --> 01:39:20,933
would be better than
any other family
we could ever have apart.

1550
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:23,867
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

1551
01:39:24,067 --> 01:39:25,567
-If you'll just excuse me.
-Excuse me, sir.

1552
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:28,167
You go through
that metal detector
and you'll regret it.

1553
01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:29,700
-I told you.
-I love you!

1554
01:39:29,833 --> 01:39:32,333
Oh, well, that makes
everything okay.

1555
01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,867
Come on, Peggy.
You'll get over it.

1556
01:39:34,067 --> 01:39:36,267
It's you, Cyd!
You're the match!

1557
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,233
You're the one!

1558
01:39:38,367 --> 01:39:40,433
I'll see you at
the Yucatan liquor store, Cyd!

1559
01:39:40,567 --> 01:39:41,800
I'll be there!

1560
01:39:41,933 --> 01:39:44,733
I found you in Putney.
I'll find you in Houston!

1561
01:39:44,867 --> 01:39:46,600
It is you!

1562
01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,167
It is you.

1563
01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:10,467
It better be.

1564
01:40:17,033 --> 01:40:18,700
-Aw! Yay!
-Just in time.

1565
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:22,433
-PAT : Dad.
-HARRY: Pat.

1566
01:41:22,567 --> 01:41:24,400
PAT: How's it
going to work again?

1567
01:41:27,333 --> 01:41:29,700
Cyd and I live together here.

1568
01:41:29,833 --> 01:41:34,600
As usual, you will have
your room.

1569
01:41:34,733 --> 01:41:37,600
Which is still my room
even when I'm at Mummy's?

1570
01:41:37,967 --> 01:41:38,967
Right.

1571
01:41:41,100 --> 01:41:43,100
And Peggy has her room,

1572
01:41:43,233 --> 01:41:46,733
which is still her room
even when she's staying
at her Dad's.

1573
01:41:47,967 --> 01:41:49,967
So where is the baby
going to sleep?

1574
01:41:53,767 --> 01:41:54,833
Okay.

1575
01:41:54,967 --> 01:41:56,967
We might have to move
somewhere bigger.

1576
01:41:58,133 --> 01:41:59,633
(BOTH LAUGHING)